Martinis

I like Martinis. Someone gave me a Lemon Drop Martini about a year ago and I thought " Mmmmm, this is nice". Anyway, some months later I was in this old '60's Italian restaurant and bar in Westwood ( Cool place by the way, unchanged since 1963, the Brat pack used to dine there. Its all leopard skin, low lighting and red leather) and I ordered a Lemon Drop from the barmaid, she looked me straight in the eye and said "You do know that's a girls drink right?" to which I replied "No, I didn't. Hang on a minute though, James Bond drinks Martinis" she then says "Yeah, but not with fruit in it". Damn, I haven't drank one since.