Enjoy...oh, of course this only applies if you still have your job...

A memorandum to all employees of Reader's Digest, worldwide, from the company president:April 8, 2009To: All EmployeesFrom: Mary BernerRe: Thank You Initiative / Birthdays offThe Executive Committee and I wanted to do something for everyone across the world to express our thanks and appreciation for all of the sacrifices you have made and will continue to have to make to help