Lightbulbs and magazines

These have likely reached some of you via the Internet. But fun for those who may have missed them: Q: How many freelancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: No one's sure. The ones who can screw them in, we can't afford, and the ones we CAN afford can't screw in a light bulb. Q: How many production editors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but that's going to cost us